oh, you’re gonna disregard everything i just said just to make an unoriginal joke about my nose?

at least make it something i’ve never heard before, you shit

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i’m watching a new billboard poster being put up and it’s really exciting because i’ve never seen a billboard poster being put up

also i’m kinda waiting for the guy to fall off the ledge, woops

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i didn’t think it was possible for me to feel this shitty about myself

huh, funny

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(Source: effyeahbobdylan, via narcosis)

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i could really use a cigarette and someone to talk to right now

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(Source: ara--dise, via symphonichaos)

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what kind of sick teacher makes their students plan out every. single. class they will take to achieve a bachelor’s degree

i am not a planner and i am not concentrating on anything beyond next semester and this is just giving me anxiety

welp

goodbye 20 points

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today i broke the promise i made to myself when i was a shallow, comfortably freeloading kid to never apply at a mcdonald’s 

and i am hoping to all that is mighty that they call me

possible free/discounted grub is a good motivator

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